Assorted Thoughts

Ok, ok i'll post. You don't have to get all whatever on me. Why don't you go pick on bev? She needs to post too (HINT HINT BEV). Yeah, w/e. So i hope y'alls had a good politically correct "day" on the 25th. Or any day, you know, because i wouldn't want you to have a bad day. that's just not nice. well, i guess i'll post this now and end my experiment, which was seeing how many comments i could get on an individual post. my record now stands at 21. keep up the good work!

arrrg the hecticnessity of my life is taking over. my parents returned my glasses cuz they didn't have the right type of sunglasses, and now i have to pick another pair that will look semidecent on me. somebody at work wants me to work a shift for him, so now i'm working like 3 times as much as i normally do. also, the library called cuz they still have my resume from before i got my job at subway and they offered me an interview, so aarrrrrrrg i don't know what to do because i'll miss working w/ peeps and i was just getting comfortable and no more free subs but then i wanted to work in the library in the first place and colls an jeffy work there and arg so confused want to hide in a hole.

well, its been a while my fiends. first there was the night of joyful sledding, then LOTR, then working. now i am freeeeeee, precious, free! except my evil father is now on the good computer. there is no justice.
k so ma came home yesterday, and i got my glasses today, and many a present, and saw osmosis jones, and played 7up in social which will never happen again for as long as i live. its like an eclipse or haley's comet or something.
yeah anyway no i'm gonna sit around. well, i'm gonna sit around some more. maybe dad will get off soon. adios, amigos.

ok here we are with the best news of the century: MY CAMERA IS FIIIIIIXED!!!! BOOYAH! now i must go on a spree of taking random pics of stuff. i wanna bring it to school but i'm afraid i'll break it again :S oh, and i lied about makin a cd two posts ago. i thot about it, but i never made one. so there!!! muahahahah

Ha ha nice try i know that comment on my guestbook was from you. i can tell these things. anyway, i wanna go ride around in that blue thing some more and learn how to type properly.

hi all. yay i got my grad photos and they aren't all retched! this is good news, man. also, there is little homework today. more good news, man. oh, and i changed the date format so now maybe we can all understand it just a wee bit better. ummmm yeah i think i'm gonna go make a cd or something. k bye.

hey Hey HEY! K bad news: had to work today last minute. good news: i have my schedule for the rest of december!! yeah baby! ummm yeah so i had to say that even tho i'll tell it to you all at school tomoz anyway so yeah bye.
and sledding was GREAT FUN. it had to be said. i mean, everybody else said it too, but it had to be reiterated. reiterated. what a great word. k bye for real now i need my beauty sleep. (ha ha- i NEED my beauty sleep!)
arg! k really bye.

THE GROSSING OF EN
The social problems of our time are very pressing matters. One of the biggest problems that we, as a society, face, is teen pregnancy. A prime example of the scandalous behaviour of our youth can be found right in our own neighbourhood. The question at hand is: is Stef pregnant, and if so, who is the father? Tu es strange. (This is a conclusion to the introduction.)

This matter was first raised in the Room of Broemling, when Stef "accidentally" revealed to the fabulous four that she was "with child." At least, this is how it was construed. Whether or not this was actually stated by the aforementioned Stef has yet to be discovered. All that is known for certain is that Amanda immediately repeated, quite loudly, what had been heard. It was in this way that Stef's delicate condition became common knowledge.

While she continues to this day to deny any rumours of this unfortunate mishap, there is overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Primarily, there is the fact that she already has a young child, whom she fondly refers to as "Roger." This proves that not only does she have experience in child-rearing, she also is prepared to engage in scandalous behaviour. It should be noted at this time that she is not married, the scallywag In addition, this very morning she was reported to have taken great interest in an advertisement for pregnancy tests. This is highly suspicious for someone in her position, is it not? Therefore, one can only conclude that Stef W. does, in fact, have a bun in the oven.

Bien sur, the next logical question in this matter isL who is the father? Unfortunately, there are simply so many possible answers to this question that it cannot be answered without a paternity test. However, as the child has not yet been born, and as potential fathers would most likely not agree to take a test anyway, it does not appear that this would be a very fruitful exercise. Nevertheless, another thoery has been proposed. Some believe that Stef has been abducted by aliens, and thus both the father and the unborn child are not human. This would also explain the unnaturally long gestation period.

Therefore, it can be concluded that Stef is pregnant, and that the father is an alien. So "the plot thickens," ("THE BOOK.") Now that this new fact has been determined, new experiments must be undertaken to discover what else Stef has been up to. Or do we really want to know? DAH DAH DAH!!!!

FINE, stue, i'll post. even though i have nothing to say. as usual. but whate'er. now i'm posting. so la, as the Da would say.
highlights of today include:
-breaking into 2 (two) different lockers (Fool, your's smelled kinda off)
-broemling discovering "THE BOOK". you know, i do believe that may be the last time we hear him say the word "thong". or the last time i turn that red. but not likely. (for the second part, i mean).
-hearing cat noises on the bus. really, i swear it was in the song! you have to believe me!!! really, i'm not on anything. coughtodaycough.
so casper thinks i'm his own personal napkin. then again, he also thinks that grapes and vacuumes are toys. and he thinks he's some sort of spastic weasel. i could go on...i'll refrain.
someone's been into the raspberry candies again. will look into that. i'm watching you, stue. and i know your com....
in other news....i'm out of new news. well, if you think about it, the news is only new for a very short period of time. i mean, after awhile it becomes old news, which is oxymoronic, if that's a word. so then you could just simplify things by saying, "so i was watching the olds last week..." but then again, when you were watching the olds, it was still the news. so maybe you really should be saying, "i was watching the news last week." additionally, the news is boring and all political garbage anyway, so who really cares? certainly not i.
in other olds, (which has yet to become old, but i like saying it that way to increase my insanity image) i have nothing more to say to you. g'day, fools and scallAwags.